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Petesophizing...

Theater, Books, Opinion, Milwaukee

Zen Koan, Groucho Koan

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Zen Koan:
A student once asked Joshu: "If I haven't anything in my mind, what shall I do?"

Joshu replied: "Throw it out."

"But if I haven't anything, how can I throw it out?" continued the questioner.

"Well," said Joshu, "then carry it out."
Groucho Koan:
"You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute 'n a huff."

- Duck Soup (1933), to Mrs. Teasdale (Margaret Dumont)
posted by Petey, 2:02 PM

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