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An Email From Korvatz -- Where Everybody's An Unemployed Engineer

Wednesday, August 30, 2006



My relatives in the Republic of Korvatz are all unemployed engineers and they keep sending me "schemata" for business ideas. My 3rd cousin, Dyula Dulvitz, has read that American women have date panties and lucky panties and I think he might be confused about what's meant by going commando.

Anyway, he suggests putting the various "Terror Alert" classifications from Homeland Security on women's underwear, but he has no financing.

posted by Petey, 12:12 PM

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