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Petesophizing...

Theater, Books, Opinion, Milwaukee

Research Royale

Sunday, December 03, 2006

He smashes through drywall at a construction site. (Audible satisfaction from the men in the theater when I saw it.)

He's kind of dopey looking, but his body's fantastic -- just like us! (Well, not me -- I look more like Judi Dench.)

He saves the world from multicultural! terrorists by PLAYING TEXAS HOLDEM! (Not online, though. And not very well. You won't catch me with "Heinz 57" (7-5 suited) in a hand like that.)

He has his balls whipped by a guy with a French name and a Hitler haircut.

Wha?

The practical, secretly loyal, and hot hot hot Eva Green tells him she'll love him no matter the condition of his testicles.

Ahhhhh.

What a mirror! What box office!
posted by Petey, 10:10 PM

1 Comments:

so, not good eh?

-MH
commented by Blogger tiltdad, 11:09 AM  

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