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I'm A Flop

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

To the tune of "You're The Top"

I see some wisdom in masochism
I've been diagnosed as depressed
And if you're adding that I'm repressed
Be my guest
I'll get more stressed
I'm hyperactive, I'm unattractive
And I can't believe my unluck
This song ain't easy
I'm getting queasy
But there's nothing on TV, so what the fuck

I'm a flop
I'm a melting icecap
I'm a flop
I'm a local speedtrap
I'm full of sanity like Christianity in school
I'm an aging stripper, Bill Clinton's zipper
A total fool

I'm a flop
I'm a midlife crisis
I'm a flop
I'm high oil prices
I'm the broken wing on that shuttle thing in space
I'm a fast food portion, a late-term abortion
A basket case

You're Ludwig's Fifth
The Hallelujah Chorus
You're the width
Of a dick ginormous
When friends our photo view, they're always telling you to crop
But friends, at least you got'em
I'm a flop
posted by Petey, 11:14 AM

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