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Theater, Books, Opinion, Milwaukee

The Best Of A Genre 2 (imported from my Hamlet blog)

Saturday, February 16, 2008

Photo by fdiazh.

Polonius with an assist from Ophelia:

188 bandaids walk into a bar. One of them sees a Kotex maxipad sitting alone across the room. He says "I think I should go over and talk to her." His friend says "No, she's out of your league."

Ophelia with an assist from Polonius:

188 gelatos walk into a bar. When Ophelia is finished with strawberry, pineapple walks up to her and says "What about me?" Ophelia says "I'll spoon with you, but I'm not going to fork you."

Disagree that these were the best? BLOG IT.

Your mothers agreed with me last night, though.
posted by Petey, 11:01 AM

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